Keeping Abreast



I didn't watch the Super Bowl but I've seen its highlight--the Janet Jackson/Justin Timberlake breast-exposure video.



Call me crazy but I don't understand the fuss. It's a breast, people, not televised proof that the President was lying about causes for war. What about the kids--I know, I know.



Well, what about them? If Janet Jackson's boob tube shenanigans are "obscene," what does that make breastfeeding? Americans need to exorcise the ghosts of Puritanism, the original sin of a nation founded by people so uptight they couldn't get along with the English.