Thursday, April 10, 2008

Cartoon for April 10

Obama is launching a full-scale charm offensive to convince voters that he's super-patriotic.

Retch.



Don't forget the ongoing eBay auction of one of my original cartoons here. So far this experiment has proven something of a disappointment. Unless this one goes for more than the last one, I'm going to go all DeBeers and stop auctioning these things off.

6 comments:

  1. Barack loves the import of Japanese icons?

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  2. Is it intentional that your caricature of Obama looks somewhat like Bill Cosby? Or am I just seeing things that aren't really there? Either way, if you make him say anything about Jell-O pudding, I'm going to fall out of my chair.

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  3. The media feeding on the beady-eyed liaison
    whose immediate believers never hear about the bleeding
    they say this time will be clean, we've got superior machines
    It’s the same old thing, day after day
    Stick and a big gun and nothin’ stands in your way

    And some followers of the savior with un-Jesus-like behavior
    said eliminate your neighbor while he’s rattling his saber
    Then victory can be savored as we bury the cadavers
    It’s the same old thing, day after day
    We’ll get ‘em on their knees and we’ll teach ‘em how to pray

    I live in that house of cards, in a world gone crazy
    Hope the wind does not blow to hard, in a world gone crazy
    I washed myself clean in that crystalline lake
    I was feelin’ all right, till the alarm put me awake
    It’s a world gone crazy

    Financial institutions, without fear of retribution
    give lawmakers contributions, practice wealth redistribution
    milk the funds to destitution, strap on golden parachutes and
    It’s the same old thing, day after day
    The one’s who get screwed are the one’s that gotta pay

    And some pompous politician spewing out hot air emissions
    say the planet's demolition's not verified by their commision
    Poverty and malnutrition are caused by lack of ambition
    It’s the same old thing, day after day
    You pull down the shades but it won’t go away

    I live in that house of cards, in a world gone crazy
    Hope the wind does not blow to hard, in a world gone crazy
    I washed myself clean in that crystalline lake
    I was feelin’ all right, till the alarm put me awake
    It’s a world gone crazy

    I walked up that mountain just to see what the master said
    He says you worry too much boy you know it’s always been this way, It's a world gone crazy....

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  4. I vote for banning rhymes
    As bad as watching mimes
    Chafes like Bush's high crimes
    Makes me wish for End Times

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  5. ROCK ON, MOFO!!!!

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  6. You seem to be the rare one who sees through Obama. Refreshing.

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