Friday, April 18, 2008

Cartoon for April 19

All over the country, local policemen are tracking suspects to steal their DNA. Yes, really.

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14 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 18, 2008 at 1:27 PM

    Attack of the nerd Gestapo!

    Hope the ACLU takes the pigs to court so the suspected child molesters can take a leak in a restaurant bathroom in peace.

    - Strelnikov

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  2. The Reverend Mr. SmithApril 18, 2008 at 1:50 PM

    Rall Noir. Brilliant. Billy Wilder would be proud.

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  3. AnonymousApril 18, 2008 at 2:51 PM

    Speaking of kissing, the Amerian media is bent over in all directions and dimensions kissing the royal ass of Pope Adolf. A collection of rabidly stupid headlines begins with "Pope worries that big powers control decision-making." Du-UH! Do his worries include the big-power Vatican? Except for the large, pointed funny hat and the gold-ornamented man's dress, the Pope could be the Fonz, looking in the mirror with comb poised, then deciding he can't improve on perfection. Or infallibility. Here I am Americans, Cathoics and those 'others' who don't know the better religion. Kiss my ring. Abuse victims, let's have a private, intimate meeting behind closed doors. Will they EVER learn?

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  4. AnonymousApril 18, 2008 at 4:26 PM

    Is it hard to plant DNA at a crime scene?

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  5. AnonymousApril 18, 2008 at 7:26 PM

    Homeland Security Secretary Chertoff just said that, "Well, first of all, a fingerprint is hardly personal data because you leave it on glasses and silverware and articles all over the world, they’re like footprints. They’re not particularly private."

    This is our government: you are guilty always. Not until you're proven innocent. They won't even allow for that. We are all guilty all the time.

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  6. Joe VApril 18, 2008 at 11:45 PM

    "for every spy in government there's 15 private eyes"

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  7. nietzchuckApril 19, 2008 at 8:51 AM

    'Will they ever learn?'
    Are you kidding? These are the same people that are telling Africans that condoms won't protect against AIDS, that only Jesus can.

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  8. Aggie DudeApril 19, 2008 at 12:31 PM

    If he's so holy and blessed/chosen by God, why does he need the popemobile with bullet proof glass? Won't Jebus protect his holy ass?

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  9. david essmanApril 19, 2008 at 2:19 PM

    Hey Ted, are you still looking for an animator to help you create animated political cartoons?

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  10. hey cops!April 19, 2008 at 7:18 PM

    Collect my stool!

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  11. Ted RallApril 21, 2008 at 9:36 AM

    Hi David,

    Yes.

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  12. david essmanApril 21, 2008 at 1:02 PM

    Ted,

    I am interested in helping you create animated political cartoons. I've tried to e-mail you about it, but they bounce back telling me your mailbox is full.

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  13. Ted RallApril 22, 2008 at 12:14 PM

    Hi David,

    Please try again. I just cleaned out my in box.

    Thanks,
    Ted

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  14. david essmanApril 22, 2008 at 7:36 PM

    Ted,

    I am still getting the emails bounced back saying your mailbox quota is full.

    My resume is up on my site:
    http://www.artic.edu/~dessma/


    I put up a demo reel of work on youtube:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tquk-qvwKGk

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