Sunday, June 15, 2008

Cartoon for June 16

Condi Rice says Bush wants to close Gitmo, but worries about releasing dangerous prisoners upon an unsuspecting populace. What to do?

8 comments:

  1. Sure. Why not apply that to people who were wrongly put on death row and served years and years of time before being exonerated? I mean, DNA testing may have proved that you had nothing to do with the crime, but at this point you'd be so pissed off that you'd want to burn down the whole fucking system anyways.

    Clearly, we cannot allow these people back on the streets.

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  2. Yes, John M. is right; These people have become hardened criminals through their time in prison. Let's just ignore the fact and execute them anyway and save society the anguish.

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  3. You don't suupose that there's been some "Manchuiran Candidate" shite afoot here? If not, then why not? Send 'em back to bin Laden with a "Candygram from Mongo" I'm joking, of course. Jesus is gonna be pissed....

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  4. I think the detainees should be released to Dumbya's Crawford ranch in the middle of the night on January 21, 2009. Each man should be given a new suit, new shoes, $2000 mad money, and a chainsaw.

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  5. Never mind whatever high concept you came up with for this comic. I'm still stuck on the first panel, which visually is the most brilliant thing you've ever done. Or maybe I've missed past drawings of Condi brushing her teeth while her husband relaxes in bed.

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  6. P.s. I was being as sincere as John M. was.
    -Anders

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  7. it's just as likely that george w. bush is a closet homosexual whose marriage and production of twin daughters was scripted and choreographed for future political consideration and ambitions. Remember what J. Edgar Hoover got away with in clear view of public scrutiny for what? four decades?
    george w. bush is the adopted, orphan puppy of Kathleen Hughes, Harriet Meiers, Condoleeza Rice, Mary Matalin, Kathleen Parker and every other goo-goo-eyed, wasted-talent, conservative republican female being dragged around hanging from bush's pant leg, worshipping every fart that putts from bush's rancid poop chute. Does this qualify for I couldn't have more contempt for bush and his treasonous cult of the past eight years?

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  8. Ted, can I have your permission to upload that first panel to Wikipedia for inclusion on their article about you?

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