Friday, August 31, 2007

Cartoon for September 1

Declassified documents--they're just not what they used to be.



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Thursday, August 30, 2007

Cartoon for August 30

Alberto Gonzales, mastermind of legalized torture, spying on Americans and the elimination of habeas corpus, resigns--joining fellow retired criminals Donald Rumsfeld and Karl Rove.



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Wednesday, August 29, 2007

This Week's Column: GONZALES V. UNITED STATES

Here's this week's column. Comments may be posted here.

A Torturer Takes a Victory Lap
NEW YORK--Al Capone served six years at Alcatraz--for tax evasion. The true Original Gangsta was never held to account for the St. Valentine's Day Massacre that left seven men cut in half by machine gun fire. Or the two disloyal wiseguys he ordered beaten to death with baseball bats. Or the corruption and mayhem his gangsters inflicted during the years he terrorized Chicago. Eliot Ness was cute, but the justice system failed. Capone won in the end.

Like Capone, Alberto Gonzales has gone down for a mere misdemeanor: firing U.S. attorneys for investigating Republican politicians. What led to his resignation as attorney general was his smearing them as incompetent. Hell hath no fury as a man fired without a positive recommendation. (Gonzales, a buffoon on his best day, perjured himself in spectacularly inept style in testimony about domestic wiretapping before Congress--an outfit that has forgotten more about lying than lesser lights will ever know.)

Gonzales' crime was a doozy: He created the legal framework for American fascism. No punishment could suffice for America's Eichmann, author of infamous pseudolegal rationales for torture and the end of habeas corpus. And none will he face.

"Fredo" (Bush's nickname for him) quit over a procedural personnel matter. If he ultimately faces justice, it will be for mere perjury. Even his critics don't care about his monstrous role as the legal architect of our post-9/11 gulags--proof positive that the master corrupter of democracy has triumphed, that we Americans are not a decent people.

"Are we being forward-leaning enough?" Gonzales used to ask his colleagues. "Forward-leaning" was Bush Administration jargon for toughness in the war on terror. It didn't mean bending the rules. The Bushies were radicals. Trashing centuries-old constitutional protections--the right to an attorney, to face your accuser in a court of law, not to be tortured--wasn't enough for our suburban Robespierres. They longed for an American Rome ruled by a harsh, omnipotent emperor over legions of troops standing ready to destroy all who challenged them, foreigners and Americans alike. They said 9/11 had changed everything. The new order required new laws.

One of the first steps down the road to perdition was a January 25, 2002 legal memorandum advising Bush to deny legal rights to Afghan POWs. "There are reasonable grounds for you to conclude that [the Geneva P.O.W. Convention] does not apply...to the conflict with the Taliban," wrote Gonzales, then working as White House counsel. Deploying his characteristic blend of ignorance, arrogance and illogic, he called the Geneva Conventions--which have saved the lives of thousands of captured American soldiers--"quaint." He then argued "that the Taliban and its forces were, in fact, not a government but a militant, terrorist-like group." Actually, the Clinton and Bush Administrations had treated the Taliban regime as a government, negotiating with its leaders over oil-pipeline transit fees and subsidizing it with millions of U.S. taxdollars. U.S. allies, including Saudi Arabia and Pakistan, had embassies in Kabul. History was collateral damage in the war of terror.

Having denied captured Afghan soldiers POW status--"detainees," newspapers began calling them--the Bush Administration looked for "forward-leaning" ways to abuse them. Children as young as 12 were beaten, shipped in shackles, their heads shaved and covered with gunny sacks, to Guantánamo Bay. Years have passed; they've grown up in Camp Delta. These kids--rural conscripts who couldn't have attacked the U.S. even if they'd thought of it--still haven't been allowed to see a lawyer or their parents.

Worried that the American people might someday return to its senses and prosecute them for their monstrous crimes against humanity, the Bushies again turned to their affirmative-action poster child--this time for a C.Y.A. memo validating torture. The CIA wanted permission to use six "pressure techniques" against prisoners. Mock burial, Gonzales and his legal staff thought, was a mite "too harsh." The medieval practice of waterboarding, on the other hand, was OK. Another practice, "open-handed slapping of suspects, drew much discussion," reported Newsweek. The idea was "just to shock someone with the physical impact," one of Gonzales' staffers said, with "little chance of bone damage or tissue damage." Gonzales approved it.

The discussion resulted in an August 1, 2002 memo to Gonzales, which he passed on to Bush. The CIA and U.S. soldiers were free to subject prisoners to "cruel, inhuman or degrading" treatment. All they needed was permission from the Emperor. "Those committing torture with express presidential authority," The Washington Post reported about the memo, "were probably immune from prosecution." Abu Ghraib followed.

Slippery slopes are usually cited as cautionary tales. Gonzales saw post-9/11 fear as an opportunity to be exploited. He pushed for the USA Patriot Act. Foreign detainees, he decided, would get military kangaroo courts. Using Gonzales' advice as back-up, Bush signed an executive order authorizing himself to declare any U.S. citizen an "enemy combatant" and have him assassinated. Next came the terrifying Military Commissions Act, which allows a president to declare martial law, seize control of the National Guard from the states, and throw U.S. citizens into concentration camps for the rest of their lives.

But no one objected to any of these attacks on our freedom. Not the news media. Not the Democrats--they voted for them.

After Torturer-in-Chief Gonzales announced his departure, Ted Kennedy slammed him--for perjury. "He has exhibited a lack of candor with Congress and the American people and a disdain for the rule of law and our constitutional system," said the liberal stalwart. "The rampant politicization of federal law enforcement that occurred under his tenure seriously eroded public confidence in our justice system," added House speaker Nancy Pelosi, focusing, like everybody else, on the fired U.S. attorneys. The word "torture" didn't come up.

Gonzales will be remembered as corrupt and intellectually deficient. Nevertheless, his legal legacy will likely remain in place for the foreseeable future. Torture isn't in the news because it isn't news. It's normal.

The monster dragged the rest of us down to his level. We are all Alberto Gonzales.

COPYRIGHT 2007 TED RALL

Monday, August 27, 2007

Cartoon for August 25

If Rudy Giuliani, who spent a mere 29 hours sucking up corpse dust at and around Ground Zero during the months after 9/11, can run for president based on his "heroism"--why not me?

Normally I shy away from "breaking the third wall" in cartooning. This time around, this was the funniest approach, so I went with it. Let me know what you think.



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Sunday, August 26, 2007

We Will Bury You!
posted by Susan Stark

An urban legend has it that Soviet Leader Nikita Khrushchev pounded his shoe on a table and said those four words to the West, indicating that Communism will bury Capitalism.

We chuckle at that now, because after all, we won, didn't we? We buried communism.

Well, yes, we did, after a fashion.

Unfortunately, though, it's rearing it's ugly head again. No, I'm not talking about Hugo Chavez with his Bolivarianism, or Putin with his resurgent Mafia-socialism. What I'm talking about is popping up in the good old U S of A.

Comrades, let me introduce you to Chairman Rupert Murdoch. He is doing what Khrushchev wanted to do but didn't live to do: He is burying us.

If we are all eventually forced into reading or listening or watching HIS media for our information, it would certainly be the equivalent of reading Pravda.

Just as much as if the Walton family owned every means of buying stuff, as they are trying to do right now. Imagine long lines at Wal-mart snaking around the block, parallel to the Soviet lines to buy clothing or toilet paper.

Because, that's the irony. The greater the corporate and individual concentration of ownership in our society, the closer we come to Soviet-style economy, where everything is owned and distributed by a single entity (in their case, it was the State).

When Chairman Murdoch gains control of a newspaper, for instance, he "promises" not to change the content. But he turned the New York Post from a mainstream liberal paper into a tabloid/fascist rag that hasn't made a profit since he acquired it. But profit isn't nearly as important as dominance, when you're trying to manipulate public opinion.

Fortunately, we have an alternative to this corporate-communism, if we are willing to make the effort. There is a little-known news network that aims to become an alternative to not only to Fox News, but also to CNN and the rest of the cookie-cutter networks.

It's called the REAL NEWS!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAXtLgMedyI

Friday, August 24, 2007

Cartoon for August 25

This one resulted from a few conversations I've had lately with conservative friends. There are other differences between lefties and righties, of course, but one of those we've neglected is this one. Many Republicans wonder, given all the things America does right, why we whine so much about what it does wrong. We, of course, wonder why conservatives don't want to make our country even better.



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"Silk Road to Ruin" Review

A Central Asia-knowledgeable blogger reviews "Silk Road to Ruin." I think he does a good job.

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Column: IT DID HAPPEN HERE

Here's this week's column, available for comment:

American Citizen Tortured, Convicted of Thought Crime

NEW YORK--"Just about everyone agrees that the recent conviction of Abdullah al-Muhajir, a.k.a. Jose Padilla, is a good thing," wrote right-wing pundit Neil Kressel in The New York Post. Indeed, just about everyone did. "It is hard to disagree with the jury's guilty verdict against Jose Padilla, the accused, but never formally charged, dirty bomber," opined the liberal editorial board of The New York Times. (They went on to criticize the way the Bush Administration denied Padilla due process.)

Meet Mr. Not Everyone.

Padilla, a 36-year-old American citizen born in Brooklyn who converted to Islam, was arrested at Chicago's O'Hare airport in May 2002. Using the bombastic "1984"-style rhetoric of the post-9/11 era, then-attorney general John Ashcroft announced that Padilla had participated in an "unfolding terrorist plot to attack the United States by exploding a radioactive dirty bomb." Padilla's arrest, Ashcroft ranted, would have caused "mass death and injury" in an American city.

But there wasn't any evidence. Or there wasn't enough to convict him in court. Which was, under the system of justice citizens of Western countries have lived under for eight centuries, the same thing.

Before 9/11 and "preventative detention" and legal torture and scary new laws like the USA-Patriot Act and the Military Commissions Act eliminated habeas corpus, Padilla would have sat in jail a day or two. He might have gotten roughed up. Then he'd have walked.

That was under democracy. In Bush's neofascist security state, Padilla rotted in solitary confinement--in a military brig--for three and a half years. (Read Henry Charriere's classic prison memoir "Papillon" if you doubt that solitary confinement is a form of torture.) No family visits. No lawyer. They subjected him to sensory deprivation, covering his eyes and ears to make him lose his mind.

And still no trial. Because the government knew Padilla was innocent.

By 2006 Bush was unpopular. Federal judges had begun to regrow their 'nads, ruling that the Administration had to charge Padilla or release him. So the Bushies came up with a clever dodge whose narrow legalism was worthy of depends-on-the-meaning-of-is: they transferred Padilla to the civilian justice system and charged him with something else.

Or, to be specific, something less. They added Padilla to a case against two Middle Eastern men on trial for "conspiracy to murder, kidnap and maim people in a foreign country" and "material support" for Islamic terrorism. Padilla had met the two in Florida and, prosecutors say, traveled to Afghanistan in 2000 to join Al Qaeda. The key evidence presented was Padilla's supposed Al Qaeda application form, which fingerprints proved he had handled.

Padilla's public defenders claimed that their client was forced to pick up the "Al Qaeda form" in the brig. Who knows what happened while he was "disappeared" during those three and a half years?

"There is no need to show any particular violent crime [in a conspiracy trial]," said law professor Robert Chesney, of Wake Forest University. "You don’t have to specify the particular means used to carry out the crime." Nevertheless, Padilla faces the possibility of life in prison.

Of course, the United States wasn't at war with Afghanistan in 2000. Before 9/11 the Clinton and Bush Administrations both sent millions of dollars to the Taliban. The vast majority of Muslims who trained at Al Qaeda camps never plotted against the U.S. They planned to fight in places like Chechnya, Kosovo and Xinjiang. Padilla's membership in Al Qaeda, even if proven, doesn't prove anti-Americanism.

Post-9/11 conspiracy prosecutions are de facto attempts to make anti-Americanism--the mere thought, not any action--illegal.

"It is a pretty big leap between a mere indication of desire to attend a camp and a crystallized desire to kill, maim and kidnap," said Peter Margulies, a law professor at Roger Williams University. The conspiracy count against Padilla, Margulies continued, "is highly amorphous, and it basically allows someone to be found guilty for something that is one step away from a thought crime."

The charge was laughable and the standard of proof rock-bottom. But the masters of Padilla's show trial didn't miss a chance to cheese up the proceedings.

Assistant U.S. Attorney Brian Frazier never presented evidence that Padilla actually joined or was accepted by Al Qaeda. Nevertheless, reported the Associated Press, he "mentioned Al Qaeda 91 times in his opening statement and more than 100 times in his closing, according to court transcripts." Padilla had nothing to do with 9/11. To link him to the attacks in jurors' minds, Frazier had them watch a seven-minute video clip of Osama bin Laden. (There's no evidence that Padilla ever watched the 1997 CNN interview.)

Padilla's lawyers asked the judge in the case to dismiss the case because he had been denied a speedy trial. Marcia Cooke said no--and ordered them not to talk to the jury about the three and a half years the defendant had spent being tortured and deprived of his rights.

Reporters' eyes rolled as Frazier said that government wiretappers heard Padilla and his two co-defendents use code words like "football" to mean jihad and "eggplant" and "zucchini" for weapons. "They wanted to recruit, fund and train fighters," he told the jury. "Playing this kind of football was more important than anything else to these men. What they were doing was no game." But, reported the AP, Padilla's "voice was only picked up on seven of the FBI intercepts, [and] he never talked in code." He shouldn't have been convicted--even on those lame-ass conspiracy charges.

Osama bin Laden is an ends-justifies-the-means kind of guy. So, apparently, is Uncle Sam. Jeffrey Addicott, director of the Center for Terrorism Law at St. Mary's University, said after the verdict: "It's kind of a dirty victory because of the way the case came about, but still it's a victory nonetheless." Yeah. But for whom?

(Ted Rall is the author of the new book "Silk Road to Ruin: Is Central Asia the New Middle East?," an in-depth prose and graphic novel analysis of America's next big foreign policy challenge.)
COPYRIGHT 2007 TED RALL

Monday, August 20, 2007

Cartoon for August 20

Here's my cartoon for today, inspired by conversations I've had with editors of various newspapers. It seems incredible (no pun intended!) that politicians--who have lots of motivation to lie and do so like they breathe--get access to the media whenever they open their maws. Meanwhile, other people--political activists, academics, etc.--whose credibility is intact are routinely ignored.

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Sunday, August 19, 2007

Stop the Genocide . . . in Iraq
posted by Susan Stark

Have you ever heard of the phrase, "selective compassion"?

This would characterize anyone, particularly Westerners, who zealously champion the cause of the Darfurians.

The actess Mia Farrow, and journalists like Nat Hentoff of the Village Voice and Nick Kristof of the New York Times shout at the top of their computer software and shed hot tears for Darfur. They regularly use their columns and celebrity status to guilt-trip us that we are not doing enough to "save" the hundreds of thousands who have died, and the millions who've become refugees in the Sudan.

And, I would have to agree with them. We aren't doing enough. But . . . is it really "our" job to do anything for the Darfurians? I am about to argue, heresy of heresies, that it's not.

It may be the job of the Europeans, the Africans, the Asians, or even the South Americans to save Darfur. Maybe it's the job of Canadians to save Darfur.

But for Americans, our task is to save Iraqis, not Darfurians. There are now around 700, 000 Iraqis dead as a result of the Iraq War, and there are 3 million refugees, either exiled or internally displaced. And we Americans are either directly or indirectly responsible for this condition, whether we've supported the War or not, because we pay for it with our tax dollars. And if such a condition in Darfur is called a "genocide", then the same label also applies for Iraq.

Yet, you don't see Ms. Farrow or Mr. Hentoff or Mr. Kristof crying and guilt-tripping Americans over these pour souls. I guess it's easier see genocide when some else is doing it, like the Arab Sudanese, then when you are doing it. Yes, all this constant concern for Darfurians provides a wonderful distraction away from the many more Iraqis suffering under the same conditions.

To all of these "selectively compassionate" celebrities and journalists shedding crocodile tears for Darfur, I say this: You can stop the waterworks right now, and you can start doing something for the Iraqis suffering because of you.

Stop the Genocide in Iraq.

http://www.lifeusa.org/site/PageServer?pagename=a_iraqidps
http://www.doctorswithoutborders.org/news/iraq.cfm
http://www.uuiraq.org/english/175.htm
http://ga3.org/campaign/Iraqi_refugees

Oh, and let's not forget Afghanistan:

http://afghanwomensmission.org/index.php

Saturday, August 18, 2007

Cartoon for August 18

Here's my cartoon for today; feel free to comment. As usual, click on the image to make it bigger. As not usual, at least on my browser, all the colors are totally screwed up. But in a fun way! So I'm leaving it that way. Of course, it might look normal to you--i.e., no purple people-eater faces.

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Cartoon for August 16

Here is my cartoon for today. Inspired by an Associated Press piece that did not receive wide publication in newspapers, it lampoons the military's new GED programs for high school dropouts it recruits. Readers of my column may recall the Heritage Foundation's unfounded claim--widely reproduced by right-wing bloggers and talk-show hosts--that US troops are better educated and wealthier than their civilian counterparts. In fact, they are significantly poorer and less educated, a reflection of their status as pawns.

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Wednesday, August 15, 2007

This Week's Column

Here's this week's column. Feel free to post comments here.

SHAME: CHINA'S MOST VALUABLE EXPORT

Zhang Shuhong was a nice boss to the end. On the last day of his life the fiftyish entrepreneur greeted his employees as they arrived at his factory and wished them a good shift. Then he went to the company warehouse and hanged himself.

Zhang was co-owner of the Lee Der Industrial Company, the Chinese company that made toys for Mattel using toxic levels of lead paint. Mattel issued a recall expected to cost the company in the neighborhood of $30 million.
Poor guy--he probably didn't even know the paint his workers were slathering on nearly a million toys for preschoolers was dangerous. "The boss and the company were harmed by the paint supplier, the closest friend of our boss," reported the Southern Metropolis Daily newspaper.

"It is not uncommon for Chinese executives to commit suicide after suffering damage to their reputation," noted the UK Telegraph.

Zhang's death followed the July execution of Zheng Xiaoyu, 62, head of China's State Food and Drug Administration from 1994 to 2005. Zheng was convicted of accepting $850,000 in bribes from eight pharmaceutical companies in exchange for approving fake and substandard drugs. An antibiotic involved in the case killed at least 10 people.

The Xinhua news agency didn't say how Zheng was killed, but most Chinese executions are carried out with a single gunshot to the back of the head. Shortly afterward a policeman notifies the condemned man's family by presenting them with a bill for the cost of the bullet.

Now that's accountability. Can we import some of that too?

The late Mssrs. Zhang and Zheng oversaw corruption and incompetence that pales next to catastrophes for which no American has yet been held to account. Thousands died in hurricane Katrina because officials all the way up to George "Heckuva job, Brownie!" Bush made a conscious decision not to help. Two years later, what's left of New Orleans is dying, murdered by an appalling political calculus: It is (was) black. It was Democratic. Shouldn't government officials face a firing squad for killing a major city?

What about Iraq? It wouldn't bring back the million dead civilians or the thousands of dead soldiers, but watching Wolfy and Rummy and Cheney hold hands as they leapt off the tallest building in D.C. might brighten the day of their grieving relatives.

The same goes for the war against Afghanistan, which state-controlled media has finally conceded is a lost cause. (Lead story in the August 12th New York Times: "How the 'Good War' in Afghanistan Went Bad.") Save some rope for the Democratic politicians and the phony journalists who insisted that Bush had "taken his eye off the ball in Afghanistan" to invade Iraq. The blood splattered by every errant Hellfire missile, every blown-up wedding party and the bullet wounds in Pat Tillman's body are their responsibility.

If execution is good enough for Cao Wenzhuang, a Chinese FDA official accused of taking $307,000 in bribes, how about his American counterparts? As cancer patients drop like flies, U.S. FDA bureaucrats delay approval of drugs that could have saved their lives.

Eloxatin, a drug used to treat advanced colorectal cancer, has been approved in at least 29 countries--but the FDA rejected it anyway. Under pressure from terminally ill patients, the agency then approved it. But they dragged their feet for more than two years. Some 40,000 Americans died during the delay.

"Twelve drugs--had they been available to people denied entry to clinical trials--might have helped more than one million mothers, fathers, sons and daughters live longer, better lives," say the founders of the Abigail Alliance for Better Access to Developmental Drugs.

I'm not sure I'd want to live somewhere as uptight as China. At its border with Tajikistan recently, a white-gloved policeman stood ramrod straight, sweating under a blazing sun, waiting to direct traffic. Because the border was closed for lunch, however, there was no traffic. Even when vehicles began moving, he had no traffic to direct--it was a straight road, not an intersection. Some official thought the border needed a traffic cop, so there he was.

Still, the Chinese get some things right. "Corruption in the food and drug authority has brought shame to the nation," says Yan Jiangying, deputy policy director of China's FDA. We could use some shame here in America.

(Ted Rall is the author of the new book "Silk Road to Ruin: Is Central Asia the New Middle East?," an in-depth prose and graphic novel analysis of America's next big foreign policy challenge.)
COPYRIGHT 2007 TED RALL

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Lambda Legal

The gay-rights advocacy group Lambda Legal has awarded me second prize in its Life Without Fair Courts cartoon contest. Also worth noting: fellow CWA (Cartoonists With Attitude) member Matt Bors took third place.

First place went to Greg Fox.

Monday, August 13, 2007

Cartoon for August 13

Here's today's cartoon, about the "pass the buck" mentality that has prevailed since the Iraq War became plainly unwinnable. Click on the cartoon to see it bigger, and feel free to comment here.

Sunday, August 12, 2007

Cartoon for Week of August 11

Here is this week's cartoon, available for your comments. To see it bigger, please click the cartoon.

Friday, August 10, 2007

Cartoon for August 9

Here's yesterday's cartoon, ready for your comments should you have any. The guy's T-shirt in the last panel was stolen from bumperstickers I saw on a truck yesterday. The truck had a sticker pointing right reading "Liberals" and another one pointing left reading "Americans"--in other words, liberals ought to pass on the right where they will likely crash their cars. Amazing, after all that's happened, that there are still people who don't equate treason with conservatism.

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Cartoon Comments on Double Secret Probation

If the low volume of commentary about the cartoons posted here continues through next week, I will likely stop posting them here in the Rallblog. You will, of course, be able to continue reading them in their usual spot in the cartoon section.
They Pay Wankers, Don't They?

Never before in my lifetime has the American people been more poorly served by its pundit class. I've previously written about the neo-con pseudointellectuals who got us into two losing wars against the people of Afghanistan and Iraq: Bill Kristol, Christopher Hitchens, David Brooks, Tom Friedman, etc. Because there is no God or at least no American culture of enforced accountability, all continue to draw paychecks for their worthless, discredited opinions.

But wankdom isn't confined to neo-cons. Michael Kinsley, currently writing a column for Time magazine, exposes the sloppy thinking that repeatedly gets the world's richest (and in some ways its coolest) into one utterly avoidable fiasco after another. Consider his column in the August 13th issue:

There is grim fun to be had, and many are having it, by reviewing what the pundits said back in 2002 and 2003 about the notion of going to war in Iraq and comparing it with what they are saying as they survey the results today. They've all changed their tunes, a little or a lot, with various degrees of contrition.


Not "all." Some of us got it right. Back in 2003 and 2002 and even 2001, the left—the real left, not the squishy soft liberals who play the left on TV—called Bush on his dictatorial tendencies, his lack of planning and the low odds of success in Afghanistan and Iraq.

Politicians, too, are under pressure to recant anything nice they may have said about the Iraq war--or, if they were Senators at the time, to apologize for their votes in favor. Some, like John Edwards, have done so. But one important voice was as wrong as any of them and now is among the most censorious about the way things have turned out. Yet this voice has never acknowledged its previous errors. In fact, no one expects it to do so, even though it is more responsible than any pundit for U.S. policy in Iraq. This is the voice of the citizenry, the American people.

Americans are unhappy with President George W. Bush right now. In the New York Times/CBS News poll, his approval rating dipped to 29% during July before nosing back up a point. Approval of Bush's handling of what is delicately called "the situation in Iraq" is only 25%. By 53% to 39%, we disapprove of the way he is handling the war on terrorism. "Looking back," 51% say that the U. S. "should ... have stayed out" of Iraq, while only 42% think the invasion was "the right thing." Two-thirds of Americans think our "efforts to bring stability and order to Iraq" are going somewhat or very badly, and the same fraction think we should withdraw in part or completely.

Dislike of opinion polls is one of the great clichés of American politics, but it's not clear exactly what people dislike. They dislike politicians who follow the opinion polls, and they dislike politicians who fail to follow the will of the people, as revealed in opinion polls. But the real problem with opinion polls is different: they reinforce the impression that everything is a matter of opinion, and all opinions are equally valid.

Although--or perhaps because--I manufacture opinions for a living, I am always amazed at the things people are willing to express opinions about.


I'm writing this early, and my coffee may not have kicked in quite as nicely as I might like, but there's something mighty hilarious about Kinsley claiming that he "manufactures" opinions. Maybe he thinks that's his job. But he's supposed to express opinions. It would also be nice if his opinions of what was going on were supplemented by largely accurate predictions of what was going to happen. That's his job too.

Is the "surge" working? Is there likely to be a terrorist attack in the next few months? Are "most of the insurgents in Iraq today ... under the command of Osama bin Laden"? These are not matters of opinion. The correct answer may be unknown (e.g., the success of the surge), or it may be known perfectly well (e.g., bin Laden does not control most of the Iraqi insurgents), but one thing the correct answer is not is a matter of opinion.


Even when getting it right, Kinsley gets it wrong. Bin Laden doesn't control any of Iraq's insurgents. According to everyone, even the Pentagon, Al Qaeda in Mesopotamia doesn't take orders from Al Qaeda, the Pakistani-based umbrella group for various Islamist groups. The Iraqis took the name to fuck with us.

But in opinion polls, citizens are treated like gods, dispensing or withholding their "approval" on any basis they wish or none at all. They may give a President a green light to go to war (not that Bush needed it) and then condemn him for going when it turns out badly. Just after 9/11, Bush's approval rating was as high as 90%. Only 5% disapproved. In the spring of 2003, when Bush launched the war, deposed Saddam Hussein, occupied Iraq and declared victory, public approval of his conduct of the Iraq "situation" rarely dipped below 70%. As the "situation" went south, so did Bush's poll numbers, until now he faces snarling or sullen disapproval from two-thirds of the electorate.

Ninety percent of the electorate once approved of Bush's "handling" of terrorism. Now only 39% approve. That means at least 51%, or more than half of all Americans, used to support Bush on terrorism but don't anymore. You might say they have decided they were wrong, but opinion-poll democracy requires no such self-criticism. Political opinions are like old-fashioned airline tickets, with no change penalty.


The American people haven't "decided they were wrong" about Iraq. They've decided they were lied to. And they're right. I'm not going to recite all the Bush Administration quotes about mushroom clouds and anthrax and fighting "them" "there" and linking 9/11 to Saddam—something Bush continues to do all these years later. If you read the Rallblog, you know all that stuff. Criticize the American public for trusting their government to tell them the truth. Honestly, after Watergate and a million other examples, there's no reason for anyone to believe what a politician says. But let's not pretend that the public changed its mind because it's fickle and because the war is going badly. The war going badly is what proves that we were lied to; that was the very thing that was not supposed to happen.

The U.S. is now despised around the world because of the Iraq "situation." Thousands of Americans and tens of thousands of Iraqis are dead as the result of our deliberate decision to invade and occupy another country with no immediate provocation. We reduced that country to ruin and chaos, and now we care only about how and how quickly we can get out of this mess we created.

This is not all the fault of the pundits or of "Washington" or of politicians. Bush's decision to go to war in Iraq was scandalously unilateral, but it did in fact have the support of most American citizens, which surely egged him on.


Chicken, meet egg. The Bushists manufactured support for their stupid-ass wars (use the plural! there are two!) by repeatedly lying about WMDs and being greeted as liberators and claiming we'd be getting even with the mofos who carried out 9/11. Which, of course, they did use to claim a mandate. But is that the people's fault?

. The ensuing disaster is partly the fault of those Americans who told pollsters back in 2002 and 2003 that they supported Bush's war and then in 2004 voted to re-elect him, which he took, quite reasonably, as an endorsement of his policies.


Whoa, pony! "Re-elect"? Even a squishy pseudo-liberal like Kinsley oughta know Bush lost the 2000 election—shit, he lost Florida by thousands of votes! And, of course, the U.S. Supreme Court didn't have jurisdiction to rule in Bush v. Gore. (States run elections, so state courts—not federal ones—handle disputes over their outcomes.) If you think Bush won in 2004, he was at best elected, not re-elected. But there's plenty of doubt about the bullshit that went down in Ohio. And even if you allow that Ohio was legitimately a Republican state in 2004, Bush was running for "re-election" using a phony and illegitimate incumbency.

Millions of Americans now apparently regret those opinions. But unlike the politicians and the pundits, they do not face pressure to recant or apologize. American democracy might be stronger if they did.


How exactly, Mr. Kinsley, are "millions of Americans" supposed to "recant" or "apologize"? I share his annoyance at those morons who, had they only bothered to scratch the surface, should have known that Bush was a serial liar. But I don't expect them to apologize. An apology, after all, isn't going to bring back the million Iraqis and 3,000 soldiers and trillion dollars that have gone down the sinkhole. No, what I expect from the American people is to remember how all this went down the next time some two-bit huckster tries to sell them a line of shit, and to activate their skepticism chip.

Hopefully the professional opinion "manufacturers" will lead rather than blame the people.

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Column for Tuesday, August 7

Here is today's column.

PERVERTED JUSTICE
The Criminalization of Thought
NEW YORK--"This is not a crime about thought," says the assistant U.S. attorney. Then what is it?
Mahmud Faruq Brent, a 30-year-old D.C. taxi driver, is about to spend the next 15 years behind bars for "conspiring to support a terrorist organization." No one, not even prosecutors, believes that the Ohio-born Brent planned to attack the United States. Brent was convicted of supporting Lakshar-e-Taiba, an Islamist group in Pakistan, and of attending one of its training camps.
"This defendant took action and he offered himself to a terrorist organization," explains the prosecutor. But all the "action" took place in the would-be jihadi's brain. There was no terrorist act. There was no crime.
Based in Pakistan, Lakshar-e-Taiba has attacked India, which it seeks to drive out of Kashmir. It has also carried out terrorist acts in Pakistan as part of its campaign to oust the military junta of General Pervez Musharraf. It's easy to see why Musharraf is afraid of the group. One could understand why the U.S., as Musharraf's ally, might honor Pakistan's request to extradite one of its members. But Lakshar-e-Taiba has never attacked a target in the United States, the West--anywhere outside the Asian subcontinent. Why are American taxpayers footing the bill to lock this man up for 15 years?
Abdulrahman Farhane, a Brooklyn bookstore owner accused with Mahmud Brent of supporting the Pakistani group Lakshar-e-Taiba, received 13 years in federal prison. Two others charged in the case are awaiting sentencing.
As the government breaks up one alleged "plot" after another (Columbine-type massacre narrowly avoided as high school kid nabbed with "hit list" of fellow students! Crazy Muslim radicals caught with camera full of digital photos of tourist attractions!) it's easy to see that anyone--yes, even you--can get swept up by hysterical grand inquisitors wielding dubious legal logic as naïve journalists dutifully report the latest victory against imminent danger.
"The government is arresting individuals on terrorism charges based on what individuals have said or thought--not on actual, concrete plans," editorialized the Daytona Beach News-Journal- about Hamid Hayat, one of countless Muslims nabbed after 9/11 for "providing material support or resources to terrorists." The feds "only proved that he did things that sometimes precede acts of terrorism. It was pre-emptive justice, but was also speculative justice."
Most people have indulged in theoretical discussions about how to rob a bank or even how to get away with murder. They obviously don't intend to carry out their "plots." Yet any of us could fall victim to the recent tendency to equate crimes of intent to crimes of action.
Jack McClellan, 45, is a self-described pedophile who runs a blog that advocates sex with children. "If you look at things he has posted, he clearly is a pedophile," says Lt. Thomas Sirkel of the Sheriff’s Department in Los Angeles, where McClellan lives. As far as we know, however, he has never acted on it. His record is clean.
Local mothers are plotting--er, organizing--to "to push lawmakers in Sacramento to legislate Mr. McClellan out of business," reports The New York Times. "Just the idea that this person could get away with what he was doing and no one could press charges has made me angry," Jane Thompson of East Los Angeles told the paper. Of course, what really angers her is that he's getting away with what he's thinking.
I don't blame her. But McClellan hasn't done anything. Do we really want to live in a culture that penalizes violent and impure thoughts?
Thoughtcrime pours big bucks into CBS Television, broadcaster of the take-a-bath-after-viewing program "To Catch a Predator." No one cares about entrapped suckers like the guy "in a SpongeBob SquarePants jacket, armed with a bottle of K-Y Jelly." Like dozens of other would-be pervs, the 21-year-old man thinks he's going to meet a 14-year-old girl for sex, only to find Dateline's Chris Hansen and a passel of cops waiting to arrest him.
Run your neighborhood through your state's Megan's Law database and you'll likely conclude that sex offenders are all over the place. One is too many, but the problem isn't as widespread as we've been led to believe. Many of the registrants are statutory rapists like the 17-year-old Georgia boy doing hard time for consensual sex with a 15-year-old girl.
"Anti-predator stings involving decoys may actually outnumber crimes involving real victims," reports Rolling Stone. "To Catch a Predator" claims there are 50,000 child molesters online. But "a study conducted by the University of New Hampshire estimated that there were fewer than 2900 arrests for online sexual offenses against minors in a single year. What's more, only 1152 involved victims who were approached by strangers on the Internet--and more than half this number were actually cops posing as kids."
In other words, most men who fantasize about sex with children don't actually do it. Judeo-Christian tradition rewards those who deny temptation; we throw them in jail. Perverted Justice, the group that trolls chat rooms to set up stings for "To Catch a Predator," has a fitting name.
Ari Fleischer warned us to watch what we say. Now we'd better watch what we think.
COPYRIGHT 2007 TED RALL
Centiheads

While researching a cartoon I encountered the dorkiest Internet discussion thread ever. It's actually quite sweet, but more than that it's...just dorky.

A classic post:

Caco is right, its a good idea to know locals who are interested in pedes, as Im highly interested, we can all share knowledge together and hopefully one day have pedes that we can breed together, and catch some pedes.


But, even in the world of centiheads, there's gotta be a wiseass who derails the discussion with talk of millipedes:

I'm personally more into millipedes, and I've just been starting to find some nice ones after the weeks of rain. I just found a huge soil millipede (sorry for the lack of a more scientific name) the other day, and it seems like there are tiny red centipedes under every log. Hopefully this will be a good spring for collecting.


All this "centihead" talk got me thinking about the whole -"head" suffix to address a hobby. State Route 114 outside Sag Harbor NY has its highway cleaning sponsored by the "Metro Parrothead Club," which I believe is a club for Jimmy Buffett fans. Why aren't people into George Bush called Bushheads? What about people into heads--would they be headheads?

Where did the "-head" suffix to indicate interest or fandom originate? William Safire, call your office.
Privatizing the Bridges
posted by TheDon
Atlanta hate-yakker, Neal Boortz, has another in a seemingly endless series of brilliant ideas coming from the E. coli Republicans and their Libertarian enablers . Let's privatize all the bridges and roads! No more tax money needed for building roads and bridges! No more tax money for maintenance! Yeah!

Here's a concept that Congress hasn't though of ... if there is a problem with infrastructure, why not let the private sector fix it! Or maybe Congress did think about that response but refuses to ignore it, because it would take away their power. That's probably a more likely scenario.

The costs of overhauling US infrastructure are astronomical. Texas estimates having to spend $100 billion just to keep up with growth, mush less maintain existing roads. And Oregon estimates $1.3 billion a year. Each state has similarly startling figures.
In Indiana governor Mitch Daniels decided that he wasn't going to sit around and wait for federal subsidies or increase taxes on his constituents. Needing a quick $3 billion for his state's transportation needs, he decided to auction off the rights to the Indiana Toll Road. It's so very simple. Auction off the rights to the road and, in essence, you have the private sector paying .. big bucks .. for the right to collect tolls on those roads ... or bridges. Right now 23 states currently have laws to allow public-private deals of this type.

Democrats aren't too happy. Democratic congressman Peter DeFazio of Oregon says that Indiana is "giving away" a valuable taxpayer asset. No, Congressman .. Indiana is giving away noting. Indiana is considering selling a state-owned asset to private enterprise for a price! Perhaps that price will even include a revenue-sharing agreement with the state whereby Indiana will still collect revenues from the tolls, but will have absolutely no responsibility for maintenance and repair! Sounds like a pretty good deal from my side of this computer screen.

There's a tiny little problem with this "logic". If it's going to cost Texas $100B to keep up with growth, you're not going to lower the costs by having a private company do it, you're going to add a layer (or several) of profit, including the inevitable Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous CEO salary. Neal is fond of pointing out that corporations don't pay taxes, they just pass them on. It seems that he would realize that they don't spend money on projects, they simply pass the costs to their customers - in this case, the tax-payers who use the roads and bridges.

And if you think Minnesota was lax in performing bridge maintenance, imagine the mindset of a company which could cut their bonuses to upgrade a bridge, OR they could bank the money and bid on the replacement project when the current one collapses. In the end it will cost taxpayers more and be less reliable. Brilliant solution, Neal, just brilliant! Next you'll use your intellect and compassion (which you seem to have in equal amounts) to fix the tax code! Oh, yeah...

Monday, August 6, 2007

Live in New York Tonight!

If you're in New York City, be advised that I'll be the guest of comedian Lynn Winstead at her "Shoot the Messenger" show in the East Village. It's at 8 pm at the Ace of Clubs, below Acme on Great Jones Street. See you there!
Cartoon for August 6, 2007

Here's today's cartoon, which is about a topic cartoonist Mikhaela Reid lampoons very, very well. And a bonus midtown Manhattan weather report: Pack an umbrella if you haven't left home yet.

Cartoon for August 4, 2007

Sorry for the delay; I had tech issues.

Feel free to comment here!

Sunday Funnies - vacation edition
posted by TheDon
I got in late from South Carolina Sunday night (NOT speeding!), so the notes are condensed this morning. I didn't have my customary 2 receiver DVR, and they broadcast the shows at different times, but mostly I missed stuff I wanted to, and most of the GOOP debate, which counts as something I wanted to miss. Congress gave President WarCrimes expanded spying powers before scooting off for vacation, reinforcing the notion that we need more and better Democrats. Way more, way better. I'm tired of them using the Bob Allen defense against attacks on the Constitution. (Offer the attacker $20 and a blowjob.)

Sunday's shows were a stunning full-court press by the Cheney administration to push the "surge is working" storyline, and attacks on Democratic front-runners. The stenographers played along.

Meat the Press

Bob Gates acknowledges how fundamentally wrong this administration has been in every aspect of the Iraq War so far, but NOW we should trust General Petraeus. Yikes. I guess you go on the Sunday shows with the storyline you have. Bob repeats the oft-claimed notion that Diyala and Al-Anbar "successes" prove that the "surge" is working, ignoring the worst July since the war began, and the claim by the Iraqi government that the power grid is about to completely fail.

Bob backs Cheney on the Edelman letter to Senator Clinton, ignoring his own prior denunciation. What a tool. He amusingly claims that if we have actionable intelligence that OBL is in Pakistan that Mushy would move on him. He says we wouldn't move without permission, which I believe is true, but claims we would get permission which we know is false.

Panel Time

Carl Bernstein (Clinton biographer), Doris Kearns Goodwin (Lincoln biographer), David Mendell (Obama biographer), and David Boddy (CBN - WTF is he doing here?!?!?)

They spend their time bashing Clinton and Obama. Fun. Ambition and Arrogance seem to be the big flaws for both. Iowa poll says Clinton is comparatively strong and experienced, Obama is likewise honest and likable. Bernstein calls the voters "pretty smart" as a way of insulting Clinton's honesty and likability, and Obama's strength and experience. I really hate this panel.

The panel coalesces around the idea that the press hasn't scrutinized presidential candidates enough, so it's time to dig for flaws. That means more of what they did to Gore and Kerry on the Dem side, more of what they did to W on the GOOP side. Thanks, assholes!

More Dem bashing, and a national poll showing Dems up double digits on all issues except 5 points on morals, R's with a slim lead on "strong military", GWOT, and "homeland security". Boddy claims that the only three issues that will matter are taxes, economy and GWOT, giving Rudy a big edge - calls him "authentic". Heh. They really don't like Mormons on CBN

Fred will apparently announce Sept 5. I'm starting to think of him as this cycle's Wesley Clark - good on paper, no real chance. To clarify - I would never, ever compare the two men, only their much anticipated entrances into already crowded fields.

More Dem bashing, with Boddy calling them pussies for rolling over for wiretapping. Wait. That would be an *excellent* band name. Rolling Over for Wiretapping.

Bernstein says Hillary's problem will be honety and candor, especially after the W presidency. It comes off as equating them. Ugh. On that note, they end the bashing. For now. I sense an anger growing in me as they do this for another year.


Fawkes News

What a waste of an hour. Condi! Only on Fawkes! Of course!

O'Hanlon and Pollack! Only in the echo chamber are they still referred to as "former war critics".

A panel including Kristol and Krauthammer will be asked if Dems should be blaming W for the bridge collapse.

Condi starts with a list. Clearly the security situation has improved, clearly blah blah blah. Just. Can't. Keep. Watching. This. Super. cilious. Liar.

I'll pass on this noise and watch This Weak.

This Weak

Republican "debate". Ugh. I'll catch the end, after Faze The Nation.

Faze The Nation

First up, Condi! Wait. What? NOT just on Fawkes? Bless their hearts, they just can't help lying. I guess they rightly assume that most of their viewers will never know the difference. I'll try to make it through, since Schieffer will at least ask good questions.

Unlike on Fox, here she seems defensive and evasive, but it just has to be hard justifying not going after OBL in Pakistan (the NEW "Bush doctrine"?), and selling weapons to our enemies in Saudi Arabia. Laughably claims that, even though most foreign fighters in Iraq are Saudi, the real problem is Damascus. Says we are pushing for a security agreement with the US (I mean, the coalition of the willing), Iraq and Saudi Arabia. Good luck! Let us know how that turns out!

She then, amusingly, claims that the legislative vacation is unimportant because all the important people are still there, working on the framework. Guess she doesn't know that half of the government ministers have resigned or are boycotting the "government".

Rahm Emanuel comes on opposing the arms deal, says S.A. is not helping in Iran, Iraq or Israel. He hammers W for not doing the hard work of diplomacy for 6 and 1/2 years, and then trying to buy Saudi Arabia because we don't have any credibility left in the region. Rahm claims that the atmosphere in Washington is better than it looks. Well, yeah. The liberals are going to be much nicer to the righties in the minority than the righties were to them. It's our weakness, but one that is part of being a liberal.

Schieffer ends with a rant about Ted Stevens proving the need for ethics reform. Um. Yeah. Him and two dozen others that we know of.
Just don't have the stomach to go back for more 'publican "debate".

Sunday, August 5, 2007

TERROR IN THE BIBLE BELT!!!1!
posted by TheDon
Saturday, I was on the way back from Isle of Palms, SC, having spent a day at the beach with Mrs. TheDon and Mom and Dad TheDon, and having taken them to the Noisy Oyster for dinner. We were made to detour off of Hwy 176, and went way out of our way to get back to Holly Hill. (This is all true. No, really!) Curious about why the road was shut down, we were unable to find a reason. We finally saw on the late local news that a car was stopped with 2 "middle eastern men" with "explosive materials" in their trunk. One tiny little story popped up on AP, and pretty much NOTHING ELSE. Goose Creek is home to a Naval Weapons Station, and a brig where Jose Padilla was illegally detained and tortured (most likely).

The FBI says they will not release any more information until Monday. This story has all the elements necessary for a media orgy of fear and racism, so why the hell, outside of the wingnuts and warbloggers, is it such a small, quiet story? Before you comment that it might be because there's nothing to the story, I'll give you two words: Terror Cheese. So why? (or... why not?)

The flying monkeys were out in full force today, pumping the "successes" in Iraq. Condi was "ONLY ON FOX NEWS!", although I then saw her on Face the Nation, and Robert Gates was on a couple of shows. My guess is that they didn't want to lose the message that the "surge" is "working", so they've put a lid on it. Am I too paranoid? Not paranoid enough? Just right but they are really after me? I just don't trust this administration.

Friday, August 3, 2007

TGIF - Headed for the beach
posted by TheDon
I'm headed out for a long weekend in Charleston, helping my parents celebrate 51 (!) years of marriage. I'll leave you with what I think is NASA's official mixed drink.

Blastoff Tang
fill a double old-fashioned glass halfway with ice
3 oz orange flavored vodka
1 oz orange liquer (triple sec, etc)
top off with orange juice

Warning: Do NOT drink more than two of these. You could fall down, crack your head and start foaming at the mouth. With any luck you would then start acting like a liberal, or at least someone who cares about stare decisis.

Thursday, August 2, 2007

Cartoon for August 2, 2007



Here's today's cartoon. Enjoy, and comment if you feel like it.

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Answer the Clue Phone, Speaker Pelosi
posted by TheDon
The Nation is reporting on a breakfast with Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, and it’s not pretty.

If she were not in the House--and not Speaker of the House--Nancy Pelosi says she "would probably advocate" impeaching President Bush. But given her current role as party leader, at a breakfast with progressive journalists today (named after our great friend Maria Leavey) Pelosi sketched her case against impeachment.

"The question of impeachment is something that would divide the country," Pelosi said this morning during a wide-ranging discussion in the ornate Speaker's office. Her top priorities are ending the war in Iraq, expanding health care, creating jobs and preserving the environment. "I know what our success can be on those issues. I don't know what our success can be on impeaching the president."

Those successes would be none, nada, zip and zilch, in case you were wondering. She knows it's the right thing to do, and just has to know that she won't get any of her agenda signed into law. It really would divide the country - 70% for, 30% against. What's stopping her?

And Democrats could be judged harshly for partisan gridlock, just as the American people turned on Congressional Republicans in the 90s for pursuing the impeachment of President Clinton.

Oooooooooooh, right... The punishment that the Republicans received for a completely spurious impeachment of a very popular president. They only kept their stranglehold on the legislative branch for 8 more years, and "won" the next two presidential elections, finally losing Congress for supporting the current president, not for impeaching the previous one. That must have really stung. I can see why you want to avoid impeaching a deeply unpopular president over actual crimes.

She is greatly disturbed by the lawlessness of this Administration and its contempt for checks and balances. "I take an oath to defend and protect the Constitution, so it is a top priority for me and my colleagues to uphold that." She notes the vigorous oversight hearings held by committee chairman like John Conyers and Henry Waxman.

Nancy, you might try reading the Constitution you took an oath to defend. This part especially. You would advocate impeachment if you weren't Speaker, and had not taken an oath. You took an oath. Honor it. ITMFA. Then we can get back to the progressive agenda, Madam President.
Ted Rall: Live in New York!

Comedian and ex-Air America Radio personality Lizz Winstead will have me as her on-stage guest for her show "Shoot the Messenger." Act I will be "a bunch of satirical sketches" and Act II is the guest segment (me). Here's the scoop:

Date: Monday, August 6
Time: 8:30 pm
Where: Ace of Clubs (it's the cabaret room between Acme Restaurant on Great Jones St. between Lafayette and Broadway)
More info: www.aceofclubsnyc.com